Mildew's Top Ten Pick-up Lines 10. Excuse me -- aren't we married in another state?
9. Pick a card... any card...
8. You look like you could fit into a really small box!
7. Do you have a twin sister?
6. Does your younger brother need entertainment at his 10th birthday party?
5. Does your older brother need entertainment at his 10th birthday party?
4. Baby, I can faro all night long.
3. Wanna go to my place and see my Tenyo collection?
2. I was in a restaurant with my little pal Rocky here, and the waiter came over to my table and said...
1. Would you like fries with that, Claudia?
Disclaimer: Mr. Mildew is a low-life lounge lizard of the lowest order. I do not encourage anyone to follow his example in stage manor, male/female relations, taste in clothes, or personal hygiene.