Q: Is a 1/4 pound hamburger good?
A: That depends on the hamburger. I need more information.
Q: I told you, it's a 1/4 pound hamburger. It has a bun.
A: Do you generally like hamburgers? How old is this hamburger? Where did the hamburger come from? What is on the hamburger? Are you going to eat this hamburger or do something else with it? How hungry are you? Does it come with fries and a drink? What color is the meat? Is there fuzz growing on it? Is it hot and juicy or frozen solid? Are other people eating this same type of hamburger?
Q: Just tell me if it's good.
A: I can't tell you if it's good. You'd better leave it alone.
Q: I don't believe you.
A: Suit yourself.
Q: The hamburger was bad. You should have told me it was bad. You suck.
A: Have a nice day.
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